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Deliberations #9

on September 28, 2011

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, your topiary techniques almost certainly need working on.

Deliberations #8

on August 24, 2011

If the sun is setting backwards then perhaps you're standing on your head... Or it's the morning.


Deliberations #7

on August 18, 2011

Turns out a cup of tea can't make everything better. I've had at least three and they've just sat there steaming at me.

Deliberations #6

on July 19, 2011

Without gravity it wouldn’t rain and I’d definitely be happier floating around instead of walking.

deliberations #5

on June 30, 2011

I suppose the legal implications of parking your elephant on double yellow lines depends on the local council’s standard protocol for pachyderm parking.