If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, your topiary techniques almost certainly need working on.
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If the sun is setting backwards then perhaps you're standing on your head... Or it's the morning.
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Turns out a cup of tea can't make everything better. I've had at least three and they've just sat there steaming at me.
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Without gravity it wouldn’t rain and I’d definitely be happier floating around instead of walking.
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I suppose the legal implications of parking your elephant on double yellow lines depends on the local council’s standard protocol for pachyderm parking.
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If only I could find a way to roast water I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams.
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The dangers of funky disco dancing to monophonic liturgical music should definitely be investigated.
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Wind power is brilliant. I'm gonna put a propeller on the end of a big stick and get harvesting!!!
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People who live in igloos should never install underfloor heating. It makes the floor all wet.
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